FAVORITE CHRISTMAS QUOTES 2012, # 4:

(Time for a bit of fun....)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 ½ -foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the … uh … seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch
The 3 words that best describe you are as follows, 
and I quote:STINK … STANK … STUNK

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato
splotched with moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
with a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce!

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"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (in case you didn't know)

lyrics by Theodore Geisel (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss)
music by Albert Hague
sung by Thurl Ravenscroft